{"product_id":"shit-ninja","title":"Shit Ninja","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Silent Poopling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe does not say much. He does not need to. He simply appears, narrows his eyes, and cuts through the nonsense like it owes him money. \u003c\/span\u003eFor anyone who cuts through the crap without getting any on their shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan data-letterspacing=\"0.0029em\" data-size='{\"value\":9}' data-font-family=\"Alumni Sans\" data-color='\"cmyk(56,66,78,45)\"'\u003eComes in a gift box. Sticker included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3\" tall desk gremlin. \u003cspan\u003eAges 12+ \/ Not a toy for small children. Contains small parts. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-d11515f0-7fff-8c5f-e2e2-415db54065d6\"\u003e3D printed in small batches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pooplings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50834354536695,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0937\/7326\/7191\/files\/6E88A483-9098-4150-B54D-A7D0F4A7A162.png?v=1779392354","url":"https:\/\/pooplings.com\/products\/shit-ninja","provider":"Pooplings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}