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He simply appears, narrows his eyes, and cuts through the nonsense like it owes him money. \u003c\/span\u003eFor anyone who cuts through the crap without getting any on their shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan data-letterspacing=\"0.0029em\" data-size='{\"value\":9}' data-font-family=\"Alumni Sans\" data-color='\"cmyk(56,66,78,45)\"'\u003eComes in a gift box. Sticker included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3\" tall desk gremlin. \u003cspan\u003eAges 12+ \/ Not a toy for small children. 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